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Lots of choices!

Sign Sizes Stain Choices Font Choices
14" x 14" [$25] Dark brown 1 
14" x 21" [$35] Light brown
14" x 24" [$42] Grey 3 
18" x 18" [$35] No stain 4 

Oak Planks 


1" thick by 5" wide by

about 30-35" long [$22]

Planks can be

pre-stained or

painted in class


Message is one of these or any words you choose. Scroll all the way to the bottom for a list of 40 additional suggestions by category.

A. 14x24 Light brown stain

B. 18x18 Grey stain

C. 14x21 Dark brown stain

D. 14x14 Grey stain

E. 14x24 No stain

F. 14 x 14 - Dark stain; The first initial of your last name and year you were married.

G. 14x24 Grey stain

H. 18x18 Light brown stain

I. 14x24 Light brown stain

J. 14x21 Dark brown stain

Other messages to consider (numbered for easy reference):

Personal Power and Inspiration

  1. Believe there is good in the world
  2. She thought she could, so she did
  3. I can and I will. Watch me.
  4. Seek respect, not attention.  It lasts longer.
  5. Winners are not people who never fail; they are people who never quit.
  6. Let go of things you aren’t good at. You might be blocking the view to someone else’s strength.
  7. Start with your strengths. You contribute best when you stretch and grow from a place you thrive.
  8. A person who feels appreciated will do more than expected.
  9. Never be a prisoner to your past, it was just a lesson not a life sentence
  10. Make a Wish; Take a Chance; Make a Change
  11. HEDGEHOGS; Why don't they just share the hedge?
  12. Happiness blooms from within
  13. I never lose. Either I win or I learn

Thought Provoking

14.   Your energy introduces you even before you speak.

15.   Forget the mistake, remember the lesson.

16.   Everyone has a light that people are going to love.

17.   The things you are passionate about are not random.  They are your calling.

18.   Everyone you meet has something to teach you.



19.   Every Love Story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite

20.   I like it when you smile, but I love it when the reason is me.

21.   I loved you then, love you still; Always have, Always will

22.   The first time I saw you, my heart whispered 'That's the One'



23.   God helps the flowers bloom, I’m in charge of seeds and weeds.

24.   In every gardener, there is a child who believes in the seed fairy

25.   The hum of the be is the song of the garden

26.   Bloom where you are planted

27.   Life is a garden; DIG IT

28.   No rain, no flowers

29.   One person’s weed is another person’s wildflower

30.   Every flower must push through the dirt to get to bathe in the sunlight

31.   The earth laughs in flowers



32.   The Hokey Pokey Clinic; A place to turn yourself around

33.   I love you more than yesterday...yesterday you got on my nerves

34.   Not my circus, Not my monkeys. My monkeys fly!

35.   Common sense is not a flower that grows in everyone's garden

36.   How about a nice tall glass of Shut the Hell Up?

37.   I can't Adult today

38.  MATH; Mental Abuse To Humans

39.   Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses

40.   Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget

41.  If you are arguing with a woman and she says "Wow"....RUN

42.  Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store.

43.  We don't hide crazy at our house.  We put it on the front porch and give it a drink.

44.  SARCASM  Because punching people in the throat is a crime.